pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

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bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

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Tags: damn

healthgothmovement:

I’m only working on a college degree so one day I’ll be financially stable enough to own a dog

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corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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Tags: cool

unbitled:

Love days that start like this. Hmmmm……

thisoldapt:

Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan’s ping pong table is infinitely cooler than the one in your aunt’s basement. See the rest of their colorful New York home. -EL

VIA theselby

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dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

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Tags: zuko
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Tags: corgi smile dog

clracomalfoy:

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

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